these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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