I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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