im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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