i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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