My brain says no but my pants say off.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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