i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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