If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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