Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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