just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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