i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
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