That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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