If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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