Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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