Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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