omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Damn victory sex feels great
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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