yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
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