I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
Randomize