So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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