I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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