what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
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