so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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