Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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