If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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