eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
Randomize
