you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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