He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Randomize
