16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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