So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
She has the best kind of daddy issues
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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