She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
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