You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
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