you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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