Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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