i just wanna soil my oats bro
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
No stitches, just platelets and will power
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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