Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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