So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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