with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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