I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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