so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
