You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Im part way to drunk.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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