its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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