All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Can you bring me the toilet please
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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