are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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