Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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