RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
There r osticjed everywhere
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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