Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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