Woke up this morning to a janitor hitting me in the head with his bucket in the hallway of my building. An alumni was next to me because we locked ourselves out of my room and couldn't figure out where my roommates were.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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