My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
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