i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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