It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
I think i got beer on your cat.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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