He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
Randomize
