im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
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