so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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