it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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