u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Randomize
