Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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