i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Randomize
