AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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