Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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